In an attempt to further piss everyone off, the NBA Board of Governors met last week and voted in favor of placing small advertising patches on NBA uniforms. This got me thinking. What if players were allowed to sign exclusive endorsement deals with corporations to have logos placed on their jerseys? Luckily for you, I’ve used my bush league Photoshop skills to put together some potential uniform designs.


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34 Comments:
Blogger Wormboy said...
No way man. Simmons declared it, no more LeBron jokes. Not a trace of vagisil during that championship run.

Wade, on the other hand....

Anonymous MJ said...
GREAT! Loved that post - especially the LeBron one :)

Blogger kazam92 said...
eh.

Anonymous KingoftheMisc said...
This looked like it took you 5 minutes or less

Anonymous Anonymous said...
bring back bawful. This is horrible

Blogger Raza said...
The logos for Glen Davis and Blake Griffin absolutely killed it! Haha good stuff Jason

Anonymous Anonymous said...
As well executed as it was conceptualised.

Blogger winnetou said...
Default NY Knicks advertisement: Aspirin.

Anonymous JJ said...
Hahaha! Nice one, Jason. Loved it.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
loved it! good to see bawful updated. good job Jason

Anonymous Mike J. said...
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Great work!

Anonymous Pablo said...
Don't listen to the haters Jason, this post was awsome (although you might need a photoshop for dummies book yourself) ;)

Anonymous Stockton said...
Great!!!

Blogger Evil Ted said...
Very nice work, Jason. I am forced to admit that LeBron may not deserve a Vag after the beast-mode beat-down he unleashed against my C's in Game 6...hmmm...There's this:

http://www.beastproducts.co.uk/

or:

Samsonsite? (luggage for moving from Cleveland to Miami, but if you have to explain it)?...

Partagas Maduros? (championship cigars)...wait...got it

Rogaine.

ET

Blogger Jason said...
Its becoming more and more of a reach to equate Lebron to a arrogant loser. But I'm still trying to milk it for all I can.

Blogger Wormboy said...
I'm with ET: Rogaine is the ticket until he shaves down his head. Even Manu embraced it eventually

Blogger senormedia said...
Fine work. For a quick joke, you don't need to use hours of photoshopping.

Blogger kazam92 said...
This has been making the rounds. LeBron's e-mail hacked.

https://p.twimg.com/AynSr0HCcAEELuK.jpg

Amazing job.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
looks like the miami championship turned jason into a bitter-angry-no-more-funny person.

too sad.

Blogger Evil Ted said...
Whenever I see "Anonymous" attached to a comment, I know to expect courtesy, insight, and wit.

It's inspiring. Truly.

Blogger TeamD said...
lol kazam, great pic.
Jason, lmao dude, hat off

Anonymous Rawkus said...
keep up the good work, Jason, I think Bawful will be in good hands.

Less hating on my Heat though! Just kidding, Dwade needs a little hating after some of those finals perfomances.

Anonymous bunchog said...
jason your doing a great job updating this blog..kudos man!

Blogger Roberto Ortiz said...
UFC......NRA......uberfunny

Blogger Roberto Ortiz said...
UFC....NRA....uberfunny!!

Blogger Wormboy said...
http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/8200691/veteran-antawn-jamison-excited-join-los-angeles-lakers-compete-nba-title

Antawn Jamison looking for the coattails ring!

To be fair, Jamison has been asked far too much to be a franchise player. He's never been that guy, and lousy franchises keeping making bad trades and then asking it of him. This is a more appropriate role for him. Now, can he show that he has value and thrive in this situation? Another possible redemption story, a bit like Shawn Marion.

Lakers loading up, though. Trying to make a run with a bunch of older players behind Bynum. Not sure whether it can happen. Can they stay healthy? This is very similar to the Mavs championship, with an older hall-of-famer (Kidd/Nash) and a younger guy who should never have been above third option (Marion/Jamison). Can Antawn come through and achieve redemption? Can he show that he is really a worthwhile player? Will his name be pronounced how it is spelled? NBA fans are dying to know.

please Matt Mchale AKA "Basketbawful" come back, this site is worse each day

Anonymous AK Dave said...
Yeah, wow, wtf, negative Nancies? Way to spit on the only person keeping this blog alive (and doing well).

I thought the post was solid. Glen Davis was right on, as was Bosh.

Blogger Barry said...
I concur with the majority; this blog is back on the road again. To me the "bad" photoshop work just adds to the comedy.

I'm not thrilled about advertising on NBA jerseys, most of the European jerseys look awful.

Blogger Savio said...
seven days, no updates, still difficult to call the blog "back on the road again"

Blogger Evil Ted said...
I invite Savio and EC, who have both illustrated why having a blog tends to be a thankless pursuit, to throw their hats in the ring as contributors.

ET

Anonymous JJ said...
ET, I think it'd actually be better for you guys if blogging was a thankless pursuit. To me, it seems like what you have is a much criticized pursuit. Haha. Well, my thanks to you and the others for continuing the pursuit in these trying times.

Blogger Wormboy said...
Besides, it's the goddammed summer! It's NBA contracts and the Olympics, and not much else. And who watches basketball in the Olympics? What a waste.

I'll judge the viability of the blog when the preseason arrives. Darned hard to keep it rolling, so it lives or dies then. Until then, y'all don't get your panties in a twist.

Blogger Tom said...
Good stuff. I'm sure you could have another installment of this feature with more players.

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