With all due respect, ma'am, that has to be the worst "yo momma" joke I've ever heard
The answer: Seven seconds or less.
The question: how long did it take Mike D'Antoni to hand James Dolan his resignation
and get the hell out of there this afternoon?
Also, important news for all of you, I'm sure: Antoine Walker's comeback effort isn't going so well
Also, thanks again Raza for pitching in and helping us out with some great WOTN efforts!
Worst of the Night in Pictures:
What is George Karl doing?
"Oh my God! It's a black Michael Myers!! Oh, wait, no, it's just Kobe. False alarm."
I feel like we've seen this picture before...
Nationally Televised Games:
76ers at Pacers, ESPN, 7:00pm:
You know, this really has a good chance to be an entertaining game. Good call, ESPN.
Heat at Bulls, ESPN, 9:30pm: Derrick Rose hasn't had a very good past few days
. And considering how the Heat have seemed to match up well against the Bulls...
All The Other Games:
Craptors at Nyets, 7:30pm:
The battle to not finish last in the Atlantic division. Compelling stuff, folks.
Trail Blazers at Knicks, 7:30pm:
My favorite thing today related to the Knicks? This tweet
Lakers at Hornets, 8:00pm:
The Hornets are fresh off a loss to the Bobcraps. The BOBCRAPS. They may forfeit this game because they don't have enough players able to shake off crippling depression and get out of bed in time for the game.
Bobcraps at Rockets, 8:00pm:
Did you know the Bobcraps have failed to break the 80 point barrier THIRTEEN TIMES this season? I was unaware they didn't have a 24 second clock rule in Charlotte games nowadays.
Cavaliers at Bucks, 8:00pm:
The Bucks have acquired Kwame Brown. If that doesn't turn the tide and send them to a championship this season, I don't know what will.
Magic at Spurs, 8:30pm:
Would anybody else be okay with not having to hear Dwight Howard's name mentioned for a few days? I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a break.
Pistons at Kings, 10:00pm:
Pretty sure it's time to start calling it the Leastern Conference again, you guys. Per STATS LLC: "With four wins in six games, the Pistons have climbed back into the fringe of playoff contention. They are currently 11th in the East, three games behind New York and Milwaukee, which are tied for the final spot." They are 15-27!
Celtics at Warriors, 10:30pm:
Not fair. This game is after half the Celtics' players usual bedtimes! If they aren't allowed to watch Matlock before the game, they're gonna really be grumpy.
Hawks at Clippers, 10:30pm:
The Clips have dropped 8 of their last 12. Pretty sure I could have copied and pasted that sentence from any Clippers game preview from prior to this season. Ah, nostalgia...
Jazz at Suns, 10:30pm:
The Jazz are 15-6 at home... and 5-15 on the road. If they lose again tonight, that'll be impressively perfectly symmetrical! Neat.
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