Michael Jordan discusses the intricacies of Rock, Paper, Scissors with Captain Jack
The latest news on Antoine Walker's delightfully bawful comeback* -- he plans on signing with the Idaho Stampede
. This is glorious. Of course the one little caveat is that this is pending a background review. Considering this is
Antoine "I have gambling debts galore!" Walker we're talking about, you never know...
* Can we even really consider it a comeback? It is just the D-League after all... If he actually makes it back onto an NBA roster, then I'll call it a comeback
Want to drink for free? Head down to the Whiskey Tango in Hollywood, FL -- they're handing out free drinks whenever the Miami Heat lose
. And it's cost the bar $30,000 in free drinks so far this season. Don't worry -- the owners aren't complaining since it's giving them plenty of publicity. However, if they start doing this for Clippers games too, they'll be in trouble.
And before I forget to mention it: R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen. I have much respect for the master of deadpan delivery.Worst of the Weekend in Pictures: Wow, good thing nobody comes to Miami games. This could have been dangerous! You must be this tall to play Someone please go tell Hedo that his team actually is winning this game "What the hell are you looking at? Never seen a grown man hug his invisible friend before?" Here are some things Vince Carter loves:
1) Being injured
2) Ill-fitting suits This suit, on the other hand, is stylish by 1970s ABA standards Donte Greene is sad Tom Thibodeau enjoys making Donte Greene sadNationally Televised Games:Rockets at Mavericks, NBA TV, 8:30pm:
Dallas just keeps on winning. Houston just keeps on being slightly worse than mediocre, but slightly better than Clippery bad.All the Other Games:
Wizards Generals at Heat, 7:30pm:
As bad as things are in Miami right now, at least they aren't the Generals. Aside from, you know, being a team based in Washington DC, the Generals are banged up. John Wall is questionable, Yi Jianlian is still busy sitting on chairs instead of posting them up. Al Thornton likely will be out as well. The team is winless away from home this year, but gets to play 5 of their next 6 on the road. Damnation. And I'd like to point out that the Heat are still
over .500, so it could be much, much worse, Miami fans.Hornets at Thunder, 8pm:
Since relocating to OKC, the Thunder have not beaten the Hornets when Chris Paul has been in the lineup. Dude just owns them. He's even got a sweet little certificate of ownership and everything.Bucks at Jazz, 9pm:
Milwaukee's got the injury blues almost as bad as Washington. Bogut, Gooden, Maggette, and Delfino are all injured at the moment. Though I'm pretty sure losing Maggette is addition by subtraction.
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