Don King at a Heat game? This seems appropriate
Dennis Rodman is really good at three things:
2) Being crazy
3) Receiving oral sex while conducting a radio interview
Yes, there is an mp3 clip of this interview. It is amazing
. Dennis gets interrupted mid-sentence by a woman's voice and giggling, the interview gets absolutely derailed, and comedic gold is delivered. One highlight:
Rodman: "What are you doing? What are you doing? (pause) This girl is really active. (laughing and mumbling) Oh my Lord she’s going at it right now dude. Whatever, go ahead.”
Interviewer: (Brief awkward pause) (laughs) "Dennis, you're a trip right now."
The interviewer sums it up well later: "This is exactly what I expected this to be." Rodman responds very well: "Life is awesome."
In less awesome news, NBA players' association executive director Billy Hunter said Monday he is "99 percent sure" there will be a lockout
next summer...Worst of the Night in Pictures: Holy shit, the reboot of "Twins" looks awesome(Caption via Czernobog) Even when winning, Vinny Del Negro still reeks of failure Oh, what did we ever do without Birdman in our lives? Nice to see the Warriors back on their usual pathNationally Televised Games:Bulls at Lakers, NBA TV, 10:30pm:
The Lakers are leading the NBA at 112.5 points per game. I was unaware the Bulls' circus trip involved stepping in a time machine to go play the Showtime Lakers...All The Other Games:Cavaliers at Pacers, 7pm:
The Pacers have fallen into the zig-zag pattern of win-loss-win-loss, etc. They just upset the hell out of the Heat, so I look forward to seeing them drop a load in their collective pants and lose this game by 20 points.Hawks at Nyets, 7pm:
Six game winning streak, then losing 6 of the next 8. I don't pretend to understand this Atlanta Hawks team, and I don't really plan on figuring them out before the end of the year. Nobody cares about Atlanta anyway -- just look at the people who play NBA 2K11 and which teams they use
Wizards Generals, 7pm:
I'm just going to quote BadDave
here: "Is this not the absolute best bawful season we've had since bawful hit the air? It's a veritable cornucopia of terrible ball." And just think! We're still only in November!Bobcraps at Knicks, 7:30pm:
This just further supports BadDave's argument.Pistons at Mavericks, 8:30pm:
One team is good at defense, and the other is not. Go ahead and guess which one has a better record. (waits for answer) How did you know???
Labels: Bawful After Dark, Dennis Rodman, Stan Van Gundy