Hello faithful readers! The 2010-11 season its almost upon us, with decisions made and the heat of expectations rising. With so much emotion in the air, why not harness it all into lively smack talk for arbitrary glory?

Introducing, Basketbawful's Bawful Fantasy league! For this first league, we'll use standard scoring and rosters. Compete head to head with this blog's witty writers! Spots are limited, of course, but we can let you jump in for the vets minimum.

Think you got what it takes? Write in the comments why you would like to join. Or write something that makes me laugh in general and you're in. Or if you can guess what the witty league password is, you're in. (I guess by that point you could just log in and make a team, w/e.) Of course we ask for active players this season, to prevent shady Summer-2010-esque free agent collusion and all that.

THE LIVE DRAFT IS CURRENTLY SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY, OCTOBER 16TH AT 9:00 PM EST! That's 6pm PST, 7PM MST, 8PM CST, 5PM AKST, 4PM HST, or whatever other dumb timezone you use! (Draft time subject to change pending massive missed draft responses or Steve Nash getting traded to the Knicks).

Check out the link below, it should be open to view for the public (with a Yahoo ID): (EDIT: ok I have no idea how to make it so everyone can see the results. Possibly after I take off the password.)

http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/bawful

In The Spirit Of Stern, Your Humble Commissioner,
-AnacondaHL

P.S. ProTip: chris is drafting Omri in round 6 based on some insider's info!

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95 Comments:
Blogger preppypoof said...
I think that you should let me in the fantasy league, because as a Seattle resident, I have no other team to cheer for right now. I only have teams to cheer against.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If chosen, I will do my best to draft or trade for Rudy Gay and Kevin Love, then put them side by side on my roster.

ED

Blogger Jeffrey said...
Just like the Jeremy Lin and the Golden State Warriors you need a token Asian-American guy.
I'm good at fantasy because I'm good at statistics and math, not just because I'm Asian, but probably 99% because I'm Asian.

I also want to kick Basketbawful's ass in fantasy for hating on Vince Carter every chance he gets. He's trying!.. He just has a big vagina. PLEASE LET ME PLAY! WILL BE EXTEMELY ACTIVE!

-WANG

Blogger J. Dana Teague said...
never played fantasy sports before, but would love to take a crack at it. Plus I have been reading this blog since forever and am constantly driving traffic for it (you know, if shameless sucking up helps my chances at all)

Blogger richard said...
I think I should be in the league because at the time of this posting, I'm leaving the first comment, and because the draft time works perfect for me.

Blogger bsdrat said...
I keep meaning to tell you Bawful that I have in my possession a David Robinson rookie card

Blogger Sorbo said...
Witty password: 23sHitlerMustache? BynumChristPose? SuperMarioWest1000000000000. These could be team names as well.

Anonymous LeBron James said...
You should let me join because I have a RECKLESS DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE aka LeBron "Greatest of all TIME" James aka yeahhhhhhhhh GO HEAT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Also, don't forget to either apply for a team in the league though Yahoo, or send me an email at an obvious email address @yahoo.com

For example, preppypoof and anonymous, contact me!

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
OK, fake LeBron made me laugh too. I am an easy guy.

Blogger Jason said...
In honor of Greg Ostertag, you need the token Jazz fan. If I win, I will get a Fred Flintstone tattoo.

Blogger Will said...
You should pick me for the fantasy league, because I'll share with you Biff's Sports Almanac that I stole from him.

Blogger Will said...
Also, more AI Bawfulness, courtesy of Deadspin via Yahoo.
http://deadspin.com/5661113/allen-iverson-recognizes-the-sad-truth-about-allen-iverson

Blogger grant said...
Your league probably needs either a Lakers fan or a Miami Cheat fan just so everyone has a common enemy. As a Laker fan I could fulfuil that roll. Or not. I dont really need this. I have the Lakers.

Blogger Amandus said...
you should let me join because I was fake LeBron lol

Blogger Rogue said...
Ya all should let join because I am a faithful reader ahh, to heck with it, u should let me join cause I am a laker fan and if you beat me then it will be twice the fun for u .

Blogger Sorbo said...
Hey Bawful, I'm not sure the league is open to the public. Even with my yahoo ID, I got this message: "You are not allowed to view this page because you are not in this league. (Error #152)"

I would be good for this league, because even though I'm a bball fan, I've actually never joined a bball fantasy league. I don't know why not, because it combines my two favorite things: roundball and Dungeons & Dragons-like stat management.

I can also be a pretty big shittalker. I'm not sure if that would disqualify me or not.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
As the name Basketbawful implies, the winner of this league should assemble the worst available team with the highest payroll in the league.

For example - (points + rebounds + assists) / Total number of millions on the payroll.

And to make it completely impossible to manage, you can only play guys that actually have playing time in the game.

Mike S

Blogger durka said...
I have a mangina

Blogger Fernando said...
Being a long time reader, I was able to guess the PW. Please let me stay in!

Go Bags!

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Ugh, sorry about the error. I'm finding out now if it's possible to open the page to the public.

In the meantime, if you are actually interested in this league, contact me at an email address that should be very obvious @yahoo.com

I'll pick the participants based on this thread and the emails I receive tomorrow.

Blogger senormedia said...
If this picture can't get me into the league, then nothing will:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs295.snc3/28419_398312548982_736523982_4283940_6739152_n.jpg

Blogger Michael Hsu said...
I can not make the draft time, but I'm a little unsure of how this league is run. Since it is bawful is the point to win? or is it to be last place with real players. I mean it would be funny is someone picked up the most injured players and for a week or so couldn't fill a full roster. That I would give props for.

I also would like to get bi weekly updates on how the league is doing as part of your suggestions post.

Blogger Paul said...
Please let me in, please, please, please, please, please, please.

On draft day I promise that --IF-- I get the first pick I will draft Sasha "The Machine" Vujacic.
Expect me to post a "Machine" comic strip everytime Vujacic gets your favorite player in Technical foul trouble.


On top of that I will draft exactly ZERO players from the Heat.
If you are a Heat fan be advised that I will actively monitor the trading block just to make sure I block or oppose to your trades so that your favorite players don't make it to your lineup.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Well I'll be damned. A few faithful readers have guessed correctly. Welcome aboard! (That makes my job way easier, hehe)

Michael Hsu - This one is a normal scoring league. However...

Paul - ...it is possible to turn on personal fouls, technical fouls, ejections, and foul outs as categories if we so choose...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
i love fantasy. i currenlt play fantasy football and i love it. plus im a craptors fans so this is the only chance i have to see a basketball team that im attached to win. you said you wanted to laugh, well here you go. laugh at my misfortunes. p.s i have been reading you stuff for 3 years now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AsRLMrwjlg&feature=related.

if you want, you can e-mail at yahoo at manningtowayne87td@yahoo.com

Blogger chris said...
AnacondaHL: You MUST turn those on as categories.

That way, when Antoine Walker makes his triumphant comeback to the Association, I can be first in line to acquire him!


...because I am in last place and thus first on the waiver order. :P

Blogger Sos said...
So who's playing for 2nd place? Anaconda, check your inbox for my winning entry.

kaptcha=hotst as in even blogger knows i am the hotst.

Blogger James said...
I don't want to resort to threats, but if you don't let me into the league I'll creep into your home at night wearing a rubber Reggie Miller mask and wake you up by screeching, "WELCOME TO YOUR KODAK MOMENT."

Also if I get in I'll probably be the person that takes and gets stuck with Bogut.

Blogger Sid James said...
I would like to join because guys like Oliver Miller, Eddie Robinson, and Greg Ostertag are not available to draft.

Blogger Dick Sullivan said...
Hell. No. I've tried fantasy basketball every year for three years, I have found that the only fantasy is my diligence. My best wishes to you all, the initiated.

Anonymous Carlos B., no that's too specific, C. Boozer said...
I recently injured myself _not_, I repeat _not_ testing a home-made jetpack but rather falling, in a totally plausible way, over a gym bag, and, as a result, have a lot of free time on my hands.

I'm a fan of the blog, I know a lot about the NBA, and I'm not the type to pull any crazy shenanigans once I've agreed to a trade. Plus I may have insight into who Coach Thibodeau will be playing at the 4 spot, and would share that with the group.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Sorbo and Will, send me an email for an invite.

A few slots left!

Anonymous Business Time said...
There desperately needs to be a lacktion version of this league.

FG, FT, TOs, and fouls would be obvious. For counting stats (points, rebounds, etc.) you'd probably have to compare averages to discourage people from just benching their whole team each week.

Scalabrine has to be the number 1 overall pick in a league with these rules, right??

Blogger Will said...
AnacondaHL- no need. I cracked the code all by myself (Free Mario!)

Anonymous eric said...
I'd like to join so I can have 2 fantasy teams with people that will get suspended

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Ah, I see the matching picture even.

Jason and James, send me emails.

Anonymous JB26 said...
You should add me because:
1. I believe in fundamental basketball so much:
a. I've drafted Nick Batum in my other fantasy leagues
b. I drafted Rondo & Gordon because I'd love to see them defend together in real life. (P.S. - do you think the clips are dumb enough to do a Gordon for Shaq & Bradley trade? Roll on Dec 15)

2. I believe you when you say Glen Robinson should have been drafted #1

3. I've played only 1 US pick-up game (I'm Oz based), and had the inverse of your Italy experience going from passing-ball to rebound-coast-to-coast-cause-if-I-pass-it-I-won't-get-it-back-ball. The game was on UNC courts (no less), and I was congratulated for making a sound entry pass - it wasn't a 'good' pass, it was the 'right' pass

4. I'll contibute commentary on the fantasy league bi-weekly to 'bawful

5.the password is "Kokomo"

Anonymous Business Time said...
http://vargasartmasters.com/Sports_Abstraction.html

Words cannot describe.

Blogger Paul said...

Paul - ...it is possible to turn on personal fouls, technical fouls, ejections, and foul outs as categories if we so choose...


So does that mean I'm in?
If so, my yahoo email is blaster2475@yahoo.com

Blogger James said...
I guess I was too slow to get in... I feel like a basket-buffoon.

Blogger Subliminal B said...
I want to dedicate the season to Kenny Sky High Walker, an American Icon.

Anonymous caseta said...
anymore places left ?

i want in to see what you, anaconda and the others got. i've been playing for 5 years at least, so i think i am not awful - unless that's a requirement.

the pass gotta be one of the following
1. larry bird
2. larry bird shorts
3. fantasawful (sounds awful too)
4. Matt Ten Dam

so, am i in ?!

Anonymous JB26 said...
I should also add, that one of my teams is called "David Kahn", so every now and then the league says
"David Kahn trades...", except that I don't trade for PGs & SFs exclusively.

Anonymous Hellshocked said...
I have never been a part of any fantasy league in my life. If you chose me I could provide an endless supply of unintentional comedy.

Blogger Faris said...
Because someone needs to create an all aussie fantasy team to finish the beat down that shane heal started on the greatest commentator of his time charles barkley.

and also because the time difference means i'll likely be drunk for the draft..

Anonymous Reignman said...
If elected, I promise to do my best to draft Rudy Gay, Kevin Love and Ramon Sessions. We might not be the best team in the league, we might not be the worst, but as the 7 seconds or less Phoenix Suns, you can be sure we'll be the most entertaining to watch, especially if you're from San Francisco.
eduvancosta@hotmail.com

Anonymous Nick said...
Why i would like to join?
Cause i love fantasy basketball! (I guess, never tried it before, and you really need someone who doesn't have a clue of what he's doing! I mean, this is a basketbawful league, isn't it?)

Anonymous JazzmanMark said...
Because I took my LSATs this past Saturday wearing a Larry Bird jersey, as I will be our next commissioner of the NBA. Better get on my good side now!

I will also draft Mark Titus.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Sorry, somehow it got reset to 8 teams instead of 12. Try again if you got an error!

If I don't hear back from those earlier, a few spots will open.

Anonymous Greg Ostertag said...
me..... waant.... iinnn...
kobe head... me BASH!!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
oww... got booted out after i guessed the password...

Blogger Vladamir said...
let me into your fantasy. Why? I live in Brooklyn and am a Jazz fan. I'm the Mormon Rafi from "the League" OG cunado.
these are my last few fantasy teams from the last five years:
1. Wasatch Hotboxers
2. Coney Island Whitefish
3. Penetration Dribble
4. Utah Jizzards
5. Factory Meats
6. Strawberry Cobras
7. Idaho Diktaters
8. Flesh Bazooka
9. the Oilers
10. Idaho Diktaters

i make massive basketball art you can see here:
adamtaye.com
definitely make the categories include techs, ejections, fouls, 3 pts attempted and minutes played.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
The guess the password/funny comment contest is over! (Pending the last slots getting unfilled due to unresponsiveness or mass natural disaster or something)

Thanks to everyone who replied, honestly I didn't think so many of you were into the numbers. You can bet the draft results will be made into a post next week, where we can joke who sucked and all that.

Blogger Vladamir said...
Last year I was the commissioner of a league where the winner got handmade portraits of Greg Oden from all the losing commisioners. The last place commisioner was supposed to get a neck tattoo of Oden's knees.

Anonymous Ethan said...
I need to be added because I'm currently living in South Korea where their idea of sports includes getting super excited for winning the women's world cup. Seriously. I'm dying here. I wake up at 2am and stay up to 9 watching football on monday mornings. Also, as I'm in the future, I promise to warn you about Greg Oden's injury one day before it happens in America. Or his newest dick pick. Whatever's first.

Anonymous Adri(accented a) said...
It's a pity all the slots are filled but I wanted to join the bawful league because I have a NBA jersey of Steve Francis (when still in Houston), bought in Toronto... and you read it correctly. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Also... I made this video 3 years ago to go to the Sprite Slama Facepalm Contest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AsRLMrwjlg&feature=related.

Dialogue at the end of the video:
- A ver la mano, rota, no? Esto mola tio.
- ¡Esto mola que te cagas!
- Ya no vas poder hacer mas mates...

Translated:
- Show your hand, is it hurt? You rock, man.
- It's f'ckin' awesome man.
- You won't be dunking anymore.
(Fortunately he was wrong)

The password could be Black Mamba, Ostertag, Cheap Shot, Vujacic, Vag Carter, NashRulez, Varegina, BirdGOAT, Wario, Koncak... I wouldn't have guessed it, bawful never ends.

Can't wait for the next season/bawful show to start.

Anonymous cyberwacko said...
Im from the Philippines. Been balling in yahoo fantasy basketball since 2004. If there is still an open slot PLEEEEEASE ADD ME!!!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I want it, i will create the worst team of starters in the nba, i will be last in the league :)), beware kwame...webdanger-gmail

Blogger Dave M said...
You should definitely not let me in. I have no clue how fantasy sports work. At any rate I would want Hook Mitchell, J.R. Rider, Sun Yue, Slava Medvedenko and Robert Swift on my team.

Anonymous Zonram said...
I think you should let me join because my team name will be
Mourning Bonner

Anonymous caseta said...
yo, anaconda, why just 12 ?!
the way i've been playing so far was (these settings are not for the casual fan, but for people who know their nba):

- as many teams as possible (around 12-15 usually)

- players per team between 12 and 15, so overall there are a little less than 200 players drafted. this means the teams won't be mostly composed of all-stars and borderline all-stars, so you have to know your scrubs. it also leaves undrafted some players that might become very interesting in case of an injury or a draft, so keeping an eye on the FA pool is a must.

- no tweener position. no G, no F, no util. those are for kids. real men draft keeping team needs in mind. also, this way you don't end up with a guy that drafts 4-5 C and then refuses to make trades cause he can play them all at the same time.

positions used: 2 of each PG, SG, SF, PF, C. the rest (3 to 5) are bench.

- no limit of games per position. when drafting some guy you gotta pay attention if he's injury prone or not - even scrubs.

- categories: pts, reb, ast, stl, blk, fg%, ft% and to. no need to include the 3pm, as they're already included in the pts. it also gives too much (and completely undeserved) value to chuckers, as they're rewarded twice for scoring (pts and 3p made) but penalized just once for low efficiency (fg%).

you might consider adding fouls and technicals to the categories, so you have a nice, round 10.

- no trade deadline, no trade limit, no of moves limited to about 30.

these have been distilled through years of playing, so you can think of them as a bordeaux 1982 of fantasy rules. enjoy them responsibly.

Anonymous Stockton said...
Stockton would like to enter the fantasy bawful (Stocton refers himself in the third person, as a good pro athlete)... maybe next year!!
Turn on the thinking tank for next season... technicals, ejections, blocks against, trillions... that's the stuff life is mad of!!!!

Scoring should depend on salary... for instance, dividing score/year salary * years contract... higher the salary, higher the bawfullness!!

Anonymous Sun Devil said...
Don't know if there is any chance of a spot left but I feel that I should have a spot because I've been reading and following this blog for years (even contributing the nickname 'Vanilla Godzilla') and I've been pushing for a fantasy league for 2 years. I'm a Blazer fan and I need something to keep me happy while my team is inevitably getting injured. Please sponsor me, it only takes a minute.

Anonymous Barry said...
Hmm, I should have gotten here earlier. Damn time zones!

I sent an email anyway.

Blogger Barry said...
We could make an additional league for latecomers/the downtrodden/ weak huddled masses.

I was part of a baseball fantasy league this season, despite knowing nothing about it.

PussyAintGotNoFace, a name that surely should ring some bells here!

Anonymous Giorgio said...
Why should I be in the league?

Well, Im probably one of the few mexican basketball fantasy players, you will always want one fantasy players who talk about tacos and mariachis.
I was born in Guadalajara, Jalisco, I go plenty of experience and I LOVE seen the gringos reaction when they get beaten by a mexican guy... BTW im like a skinnier sasha vujacic.. If that didnt made you laugh nothing will..

send invite to giorgiot.poli@gmail.com

Blogger ספי said...
just in case that last spot is still available i'd like to make the case for me. Since there's one Israeli in the league i think there should be one in the fantasy league as well, i promise to be a hard working entertaining prospect too. also, because of the time difference there's a good chance i'd be as late to the draft as i am to this post or show up drunk/half asleep and thus won't be a factor.

Anonymous Sefi said...
just in case that last spot is still available i'd like to make the case for me. Since there's one Israeli in the league i think there should be one in the fantasy league as well, i promise to be a hard working entertaining prospect too. also, because of the time difference there's a good chance i'd be as late to the draft as i am to this post or show up drunk/half asleep and thus won't be a factor.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
BTW, the password was ostertag.

Anonymous Cetti said...
what would be interesting: could everybody living abroad the US name where he's from? I sense some basketbawful worldwide here. I was born in Poland and am living in Germany for 20 years now. Already saw some Israeli, Mexican, Korean...what else?

Anonymous No Ring King said...
You should definitely not let me in the league. As a long-time Wizards season ticket holder, my advantage would be too great.

P.S. I vote again for changing the main banner pic to LeBron in his tablecloth decision shirt. Gilbert is sporting a tormented beard now.

Blogger Murcy said...
@Cetti: Hungary signing in to appreciate the Bawfulness. the whole is present to see the best of the worst

Blogger Barry said...
Holland/The Netherlands, whatever you prefer. I'm lucky to get one NBA game a week, usually at wholly unorthodox hours (3 in the morning is not uncommon), though on Sunday there's often an early game.

Blogger No Hablo Inglés said...
You want me because I'm probably the only person in the world that hates LeBron...

Blogger Bill said...
Dears Blog Proprietors,

If let into the league, all communication by me would be modeled after that of Rudy Fernandez's agent.

http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/10/6/1734402/rudy-fernanadezs-european-agent-gerard-darnes-doubles-down-sends

Blogger Wei Xin said...
1st time leaving a comment here....

this one's from Malaysia!
(look it up on a map...)

Anonymous pistoletti said...
I would love to join the basketbawful fantasy league since this is my only shot at being good at basketball AND you need a german guy as the aim of all the dirk-hating, don't you?

Blogger Sean Stetson said...
How do chinese people name thier children??

They throw pots and pans down some steps...

was that good enough for a laugh =]

anyway i should play in your league because i almost always finish in 1,2,or 3 when i play other leagues so i will be bringing the heat........

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Because I frittered away 45 minutes coming up with 'godshammgod@yahoo.com', and apparently God (Shammgod, not the other one) himself is hip enough not to use Yahoo mail anymore either.

I also gloated after trouncing my wife's team on Fleaflicker last year, if that counts for anything (other than me being a massive tool).

Blogger Jon said...
In this fall, I’m going to take my talents to the internet and join Basketbawful's “Bawful” Fantasy League. Y’know, if you want me and all...

(a) I will be active and send copious amounts of trade requests, both serious and frivolous.
(b) My message board chatter will employ the deadpan wit of Gregg Popovich, the thoughtfulness of Nash, the bombast of Sheed, the absurdity of blog-era Gil, and the precision of an Andre Miller alley oop. I promise to keep the discourse fun and lively in our bizarre internet-enabled community.
(c) I had previously planned on taking a year off from fantasy to see if I enjoyed the L more without the distraction of rooting for arbitrarily-chosen players to earn specific stats. Securing a spot in this fantasy league would prohibit me from making this grave mistake.

Blogger James said...
There are several great reasons to let me into the Bawlultasy league:

1)I created that word for it: Bafultasy. You're welcome.

2)I'm in Michigan, and Illitch is buying the Pistons, so I provide pizza for everyone while getting The Pistons some money to hire someone who won't draft Darko or pay big money to Charlie V.

3)I am not Charlie V.

4)Insert classic Pistons/Darko joke here.

5)If you don't heed my warning on letting me in, you'll receive a Technical Foul. Sorry, those are the emphases for the season. "The Fans" all call in complain about how much you complain.

Yeah, that's it. "The Fans" That's a good one to use again.

6)You just got a T for arguing Point 4 with me. One more, and you'll be out of the league, too.

I eagerly await your predestined choice to allow me into your league this year. I've had some success at public leagues in Yahoo, but would love to try my hand against fellow Bawfulytes!

Another new word, and I'm on fire!

Blogger Justin said...
I have nothing witty to say.

I do however live in Australia and this could be a fantastic opportunity for you to spread the word of bawful on a global scale.

Also I will wreck your shit.

Bushka

Blogger Great Raptor said...
see bawful, this is how much i love fantasy,sports and your site than i even went and signed up for google mail so that i can post here.

Anonymous Nick said...
Since the super-cool Basketbawful league is already full, i'm following Barry's idea and created a Basketbawful leftovers league!
Feel free to join!

The password is the teamname of this years NBA Champion!

http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/75619

Anonymous Anonymous said...
My team name will be the 69ers and I am from Macau, China. How dare you leave me out with that combination?? - Armand

Anonymous Anonymous said...
you should let me play in your league. you can count on me to miss the draft, pick my favorite players, make weird trades, and have weeks of inactivity. i can also make comments every now and then about how i'm going outside to play real ball and not some make-believe computer ball.

Blogger Steve Lee said...
I think I will be a valuable addition to your fantasy squad because I have been called wise beyond my years and I dont have a girlfriend or family to keep me occupied from this league. I also am open to trades and work the waiver wire like few do.

Blogger Junior said...
I don't know what to say, just that i play fantasy games in yahoo since 2004 and always 'till the end, even when my team sucks and the best position I can get is a glorious 9th place

Anonymous Barry said...
Nick: Trying for the Leftovers League, but I keep getting "You are not allowed to view this page because you are not in this league. (Error #152)"

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
caseta - In late response to your suggestions:

- 12 or 14 teams only, for even numbers in the playoffs. And I've done 14 team leagues before, don't really like it.

- The tweener spots are necessary for the different strategies, because not everyone can draft a balanced 9 category team. Besides, your double PF double C suggestion doesn't stop those 4 C people anyways, since almost all of them are double eligible at PF.

- We are playing H2H so adds per week is really the only important thing.

-Also implies that we need an odd number of categories. Ideally, fg% ft% and 3pt could be combined into TS%, but for now the 3pt category is provided as the counter balance to blocks, and without it would make drafting guards much less important in any strategy.

Blogger Japes said...
Gotta agree with Anaconda here. 12 teams are optimal. Any more and you'll be relying on guys like Chris Duhon to light it up for your team.

Anonymous Nick said...
@Barry

Use the "Join Custom League" button!

ID: 75619
Password: celtics

Blogger Benny Profane said...
Mission Statement: I'd like to be in the fantasy league because unlike Gilbert Arenas I will never fake an injury to let someone else take my spot. Although, like Gilbert Arenas, I have brought guns to my place of business. So I feel like that evens out.

Experience: Plenty of fantasy basketball years, usually replete with hilarious team names aimed at Kwame Brown and/or Darko Milic. Grew up as Charles Barkley fan for the Phoenix Suns. Terrified of Shawn Kemp (for legitimate reasons).

Related Activities: Pick up basketball, reading Basketbawful, agreeing with generally everything Barkley says on TNT, even when it doesn't make sense, rooting against Chuck Hayes.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just joined up your Bawful League, should be fun. My teams name is Odens Knee. He is my 1st pick. My 2nd pick is Darko. I wanna have a strong inside presence.

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