brains

Okay, I wanted the graphic for this post to be a picture of Tarman from The Return of the Living Dead om nom nomming on some yummy gray matter. Sadly, I couldn't find one.

Bummer.

Anyway, the 2010-11 NBA season is nearly upon us. Basketbawful will continue to provide you with daily fart humor in the form of the following:

Worst of the Night

Lacktion Reports*

Worst of Night in Pictures*

Basketbawful After Dark*

Worst of the Weekend

Words of the Day

Bawful Comics

Etc.
*This presumes my co-horts Chris, Dan B, AnacondaHL and Wild Yams continue to provide support. I'm crossing my fingers guys. Don't let me down. Or I will cry.

However, I'm completely and totally open to suggestions. Are there features and functions that would improve the Basketbawful experience? It's hard to imagine this site becoming any more awesome. Is it even medically possible? I don't know.

That's where you come in, dear readers. I am creating this open thread for your suggestions. Make is as wild and wooly as you like. Essentially, this is a mass brainstorming session. Some suggestions may not be feasible, but the influx of new ideas is always good.

Let's do this.

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88 Comments:
Anonymous kazam92 said...
Look as long as we get consistent updates, no complaints. I can't think of anything else that comes to mind.

Blogger Japes said...
How about a where are they now segment? I guess this could be more of an off season idea since you'll have more spare time. Basically a humorous take on former NBA players and what they're doing now. You sort of already touch on this when you post some fail from former all stars (ex: Antoine Walker, Sprewell, Pippen, etc.)

Who wouldn't want to know what Brian Scalibrine or Adam Morrison does if neither of them get contracts this year. More info on Starbury perhaps? etc.

Blogger Sorbo said...
How about a weekly FollowerBoard? Sort of the opposite of the league leaderboards, which show the Top 5 players in PPG, RPG, BPG, etc. Here you would show the Bottom Five in minutes, points, rebounds, assists, whatever stats you choose. Or, you could change it to show who "leads" the league in Marios, Super Marios, DNPs, or other Bawful stats.

A weekly update would be enough for this, as doing it daily could be overkill.

Blogger -Josh said...
Honestly, the worst of the night makes my day every single day. Just keep up the good work and I'll name a kid after the blog. Basketbawful Boyles kind of has a ring to it...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
live chat during games...would love to see more of the usual ppl commenting on the games as they happen..

Blogger Paul said...
@Bawful
Making this site more awesome is probably not medically possible. Josh is right you and the rest of the crew already are doing a great job as it is.

I do like Sorbo's idea though, the weekly top 5 Bawful Board sounds like something that would provide me with a nice laugh every week.

I'm already counting on Erick Dampier to take his bawful talents to either Miami or Chicago.

Anonymous Steve Patriot said...
Some of your finest slams are when you point out an outrageous statistic. Fun fact of the week?

Anonymous Czernobog said...
LVP and DPY (Defensive Pylon of the Year) Awards in April?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
more pictures of boobs

Blogger winnetou said...
A return of the occasional My Player stories would be nice as well. If you enjoy playing 2k11 and I'm not the only one who liked them last year, of course. Might be even more fun with the added endorsements, press conferences and trade demands I've been hearing about so far.

And similar to what Sorbo suggested, a weekly/monthly most "valuable" player tally of the league's trillionaires, ranked by minutes played.

Really just suggesting these since you asked, thought last season's coverage was great as is.

wv:scrablat, like Shaq playing scrabble

Anonymous The Other Chris said...
I agree that it is medically difficult to make this site any better. I love and look forward to reading the WoTN - and then adding my own "witty" comments - every single day during the season.

In the spirit of Bawful, how about an "overpaid player of the night" segment? Namely, the player that contributed the least relative to his bloated, career-year, ridiculous salary. (Note: Eddy Curry is the lifetime achievement winner of this award, and thus not eligible for it on a daily basis).

Keep up the good work crew, this site rocks and I appreciate all of your hard work and dedication.

Anonymous Barry said...
I call for an renewed edition of the Null-Star Lacktion game at one point in the year. That shit was just great.

Other than that, I'd just love seeing the WotN's again.

Anonymous Ak dave said...
How about a "Throwback Bawful Moment of the Day" or "Bawful Back in Time" where you look up this day 10 or 20 years ago and locate something bawful that took place? It's always fun to revisit the '80s, and '90s and see how guys like Jim McIlvaine (sp?) or AC Green performed.

But really, I love you just the way you are. Don't ever change. The website. I mean... the website...

Blogger DT said...
here's what I want to see: a season long contest between all local broadcast announcers to see who has the worst and most homer-iffic announcers in the NBA. It's got to be between Tommy Heinsohn and Mike Rice (who does the Trail Blazers), but I am sure there are plenty more that I am missing. We could face them off bracket style and see who comes out victorious?

Blogger Michael Hsu said...
We need an all star weekend full with fan vote. Pick starters for the least productive/most disappointing players given 20+ minutes a game.

The white man dunk contest!

The worst turnover of the season so far!

Worst shooters in the league by percentage so far! FG% and 3pt%

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What ever happened to the daily Kobe?

Anonymous Nick said...
Damn, that live chat would be a great addition!

Anonymous Kenneth Stanley said...
A running Clippers update and anything abou bad tattoos/tattoos that age poorly due to trades/divorce/etc. Feel free to rename the latter one

Anonymous UpA said...
Are you on Six Sigma training or something like that? trying to get an ISO certification on Basketbawful? JK

As everyone else says, your blog is super successful, and reading it everyday is just a high point in the day.

I love the comic strips, a weekly edition would be more than welcomed. A year wise lacktion report.

Blogger Sorbo said...
A "worst player of the month" section could be good as a way to mock the league's version of the "best players of the month."

If you want to jump on the Heat bandwagon, you could do the anti-version of ESPN's Heat Index, chronicling the bench warmers of the NBA's least favorite Florida team.

Blogger Hypothetical Self said...
Something directed at the officials:

Bawful Call of the Night

Bawful Technical of the Night (e.g. ass slap ejections!)

Bawful Official Overreaction of the Night (assuming the new rules are enforced lamely)

Looking forward to an entertaining year! Thanks!

Blogger Drake said...
Eddy Curry is the lifetime achievement winner of this award

Sadly enough, wrong. That honor would go to Jerome James. I mean, Eddy Curry actually played and wasn't half-bad...at times. But Jerome? People were accusing him of stealing money before he even stepped onto the court. And surprise...he proved them right by barely stepping onto the court at all. It's not like he was injured or anything...he certainly wasn't injured when he tricked the Knicks into paying him based on his spirited playoff effort against the Kings. He was simply a lazyass motherfucker who didn't like being a basketball player but liked being paid as one.

Ooh, and before I forget - did you know that Jerome once attended a Knicks practice drunk? Granted, it was a New Years day practice. (whose bright idea was that?) But if your employer insists you come into work, you should at least show up in suitable shape.

Blogger Dan B. said...
Don't worry Bawful, I won't make you cry. You can count on my usual contributions.

winnetou -- I plan on doing some NBA 2K11 My Player stuff. I actually still need to post a few more highlights from the last several games I played in 2K10 before my PC started acting up (and I lost interest since we got so close to 2K11 and the promise of improved gameplay and fixed bugs). But anyway, I'm actually buying a new video card for my PC in the next few days (my current one is apparently dying, thanks to Bawful reader Joe for helping me confirm that as best as I can), so I'll be getting NBA 2K11 running strong in no time.

Barry -- Oh yes, the Null Star game must return. That was way too much fun. A lot of work to set up, but totally worth it.

Anonymous MyArvydas said...
I'm siding with Anonymous here, the daily Kobe would never fail to crack me up.

In order to improve the global value of NBA Basketball and Basketbawful you can have a "globe suckers" section for the worst non-US player of the night.

Blogger The Weekly Gazelle said...
Much man-love for the site. Don't ever change, although I wouldn't blame you if you jumped into Trey Kirby's place at Ball Don't Lie because you'd be perfect. (Seriously, now there is no reason to go to Yahoo Sports).
But speaking of man-love, I have been waiting a few years for a basketbawful man-love gallery (I believe you mentioned that a long while back). You could also have a gallery of the past basketbawful banners, because they have always been epic and have real historic value.

Anonymous WR said...
The daily Kobe is / was amazing.

Also, since the yearly / monthly / weekly Awards are such a big topic, how about a monthly or weekly Award Watch for the Least Valuable Player, the Worst Defender, the Worst Starter, the Worst Coach and the Opposite of the Most Improved Player?

Whatever - keep up your great work!

Anonymous John Dough said...
What happened to the Kobe jokes involving bawful all stars like Vujacic and Walton? I would love to see somebody bring these back.

Anonymous The Other Chris said...
I love the worst of the week, month, etc. Great idea, totally in keeping with the ethos of the site.

@Drake
Correction, Jerome James "tricked" precisely one person, or more precisely one worst GM of all time - Isiah Thomas. Of course I think all that takes is something shiny.

Blogger Murcy said...
daily kobe was really, really good. and the site is beyond perfect, but still. a "what would x do" segment, with things like when a trade happens "what would mchale/kahn do" proposing the bawfulest of ideas, in case of a reffing mistake "what would sheed do" in case of a brawl "what would oakley do" (the name of that awesoem blog gave me the idea in the first place) and stuff. does this make any sense? I'm not sure. but I'd love to write it. or see it written by you, Sir Bawful

vw: uncese. my admiration for this site, the writers and the readers is uncesed

Blogger chris said...
The Other Chris:

Correction, Jerome James "tricked" precisely one person, or more precisely one worst GM of all time - Isiah Thomas. Of course I think all that takes is something shiny.

And because of that, it's obvious he has the potential to trick Mr. KAHN into getting a contract. :D

Blogger reuben said...
The comic strips are hilarious - so defenitly more of those. Basically the site is awesome, I dont think you can do anymore personally.

Obviously this site is super popular with the fans. I remember it even getting linked a few times from ESPN, so the journalists read it as well. What I wonder is how many coaches or players in the NBA read it. I mean I dont think any of the serious ballers sit around reading blogs. But man wouldn't it be awesome if Nate Robinson is looking at his statsheet at the end of the night, and scared to death about what Basketbawful would say about him the next day.

So that leads me to the only possible way this site could get better, is if a few of you are lurking NBA staff, we need you to post, stories, commentary anything! Do it anonomously so that Darth Stern won't air choke you. But I would like to hear some basketbawful direct from the NBA.

Blogger Wild Yams said...
Mr. Bawful - First of all, here's a couple shots of Tarman for you to file away for future usage. "Send more paramedics." :)

I see a lot of calls for the Daily Kobe, but it might be fun for something new this year to instead do the Daily LeBron, since he seems to have possibly overtaken Lord Mamba for the league's most despised player (unless that's racist of me to say, of course).

Blogger everyday-awesome said...
Live chat's a great idea. Or the posts that (I forgot who does them) chronicle your thoughts during games. Obviously you can't do it for all of them, but maybe the key games of the season?

Man, even as a Laker's fan, the daily Kobes were too good. Those are must-haves on your posts. If you want to switch it up you can have daily-Heats, where Bosh suffers under Wade and James.

Blogger LotharBot said...
The Other Chris beat me to my idea: a "bawful contract" feature. It wouldn't have to be nightly, but maybe weekly.

It doesn't necessarily have to be someone who sucks. It can be a solid player whose contract just happens to really hamstring a franchise. Like Kenyon Martin for the last few years, or Joe Johnson going forward.

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I also love Murcy's suggestion of a "what would ______ do" segment, where you pick a bad GM, player, or ref and ask how they'd handle a situation. What would Violet Palmer, Isiah Thomas, or Ron Artest do in this situation?

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How about a "good-bad player of the night" segment, specifically focused on players who put coaches in that difficult spot of deciding whether to keep them on the court for their prowess in one area, or yank them for their deficiencies in another. Like, guys who can drop 20 points without getting a single rebound or assist, or guys who get a ton of rebounds but can't hit a bucket from more than 2 feet out, or guys who block a ton of shots but always end up out of position and give up offensive rebounds because of it.


wv: recur (an actual dictionary word!) Many of these suggestions were made before, and now they recur in the thread.

Anonymous bizarro said...
gotta agree with AK Dave. the worst of the celtics-lakers finals was just the best.some more historical bawful moments is what I need

Blogger chris said...
we need a recurring feature on the purple paupers, starting when they were the Royals and played in Rochester.

no finals appearances since 1951!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Adri(accented a) said...
chris you show us what basketbawful is about. Great feature, "purple paupers fun fact".

I like the idea of the top 5 bawful players of the week, month and year, too.

Another great idea was that one about the banners, I want to know whose are those faces!

NBA 2K11 rocks, maybe we can compare our achievements, and see who is the greatest ballhogger with the jordan challenges, or maybe try to revive great moments with the old teams in the game (Yes! Larry is waiting for you!) and stuff like that.

I'm not sure if Matt knows someone called Vlad Sharkov, I think he could be the designer of the "By the horns" blog, but maybe he's another Vlad, or maybe they don't get along, who knows. The thing is that this so-called Vlad runs another blog (slamdumb.com) that has a comic section with some funny stories. I think it could be a good idea to include some drawn comic here, even the ones from that site (despite I don't like how Vlad has been writing from a long time; but he's a Phoenix fan and it scores on his side).

I'm happy this season will begin soon.

In "ball!" we trust.

Blogger markm said...
This is completely unrelated but if you want to see a nude Amar'e Stoudemire, he's on ESPN's The Body issue: Sample from Tabloid prodigy. It makes me shudder with FEAR. Also notice the bad photoshop.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY8h5gd5qsU no idea how this hasnt been posted yet, grant hill and reggie evans getting ejected for ass slapping

Anonymous Daniel said...
A bawful leader board would be great. Also, how about a feature, starting about 4 weeks into the season, tracking all the players who are yet to play a minute. Any player who makes it to the en of the season without playing at all, wins a bawful prize! (Injuries don't count)

Blogger Clifton said...
I less-than-three AK Dave's idea of "This Day in Bawful". "On this day in 1993, Kevin Johnson attempted to lift Oliver Miller during a postgame-victory celebration, inadvertently contributing to a hernia that affected him for years down the road!"

I had a brief, fleeting idea about a "Basketbawful Fantasy... er, Nightmare League", where before the season officially kicks off, a league comprised of contributors and regular commenters holds a draft on one of the fantasy sites, but instead of picking teams that will statistically dominate, you'd pick teams of lacktioneers... I dunno, I'm getting bored just trying to flesh out this idea.

Anonymous mikeyb said...
Moar SVG making funny faces

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I too would love to see the return of the Daily Kobes!
Muttonhead

Anonymous Anonymous said...
pictures of cheerleaders

Blogger Preveen said...
I second the bad tats idea. Plenty of material. Wonder if anything can top the bawful that is Neck Lips...

Blogger Benway said...
I'm sure some (if not most) of you saw the deadspin post about the guy who bet against the Pirates for 162 straight games and ended up making about $400 for the season. Surely there is something/someone as reliably Bawful in the NBA. Just as an idea, just pick one or two guys and fucking hammer them all year, or
a fantasy draft where the idea is to accumulate as shitty of a team as possible (with the rule that all players must be medically eligible) and then the winner, as in golf, is the team w/ the lowest score. Yr segment could be weekly standings, recaps, or not.
i honestly like the idea of a running board where you just put a pic of Sasah Vujacic's face with his weekly averages. I like it better than a Bottom 5, b/c you could play yr way off a bottom 5 list, whereas Sasha can never play well enough to make you forget he's Sasha Freaking Vujacic.

Also you need a picture of Devean George in yr banner. He has earned that right, I think.

Anonymous Dave M said...
How about the 'race for last place'? (could very well be the same as Kenneth's idea for a clippers thread)

Blogger tjr said...
Just as long as you don't hire Trey Kirby or Kelly Dwyer I think I'll be able to manage.

The Bawlful trades last year was pretty amusing.
Maybe a history channel type thing of the worse trades/moves of all time.

Episode one- AI to Detroit.
Episode two- Kwame Brown & Darko.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is Amare a shower or a grower?

Anonymous Stockton said...
Let me just thank all the Bawfulls for the daily entertainment they provide!!
A round of applause for your hard work!!!
And a special cheer to the NBA for providing endless material!!!

PS: can you compile in one place all the "words of the day"?

PS2: here's a thought (hard to implement in short time?): how about a fantasy game?? Readers would choose a roster of 10, and each day would choose 5. Then you could keep the daily score of each player based on FG% (the fewer the better), turnovers, technicals, Marios, trillions... think about it

Anonymous Marc d. said...
Perhaps the daily Kobes should now be the daily Lebrons? You know, since he's the new villain of the NBA

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I have two suggestions:

1) Bawful Announcer of the Night. Post a pic and one or more homertastic or ignorant quotes. There should be a gold mine of material. Pretty much any time Tommy opens his mouth will be a candidate. I still remember fondly when Zeke was still announcing and he spoke of how someone 'drave' into the lane (past tense of drive?)

2) Bawful prediction or 'analysis' of the night. It is hilarious to look back at Simmons' draft night or preseason predictions. I've also really enjoyed the well informed commentary on the Wolves all summer. Apparently the demands of NBA column writing are such that it is easier to ignore the Pekovic/Beasley/Webster/Johnson additions and just talk about how many PGs they have.

Blogger Shakers Jacobson said...
I agree with Wild Yams that the Daily Kobe should change to the Daily Lebron, or something to do with the Heat. The nation-wide animosity towards this team is something you can build on.

Anonymous The Other Chris said...
I love the Daily LeBron idea, with constant fouls being called on LeBron/Bosh for looking at/talking to/breathing on Wade, and Bosh as the pathetic, eager tag-along child who takes his abuse with a smile and wants to just be "part of the gang."

The race to the bottom idea is great too.

My top 3 favourites from this thread:

1) Bawful contract of the night
2) Daily LeBron/Superfriends
3) Race to the bottom

Anonymous JJ said...
Please more funny pics. I don't know where you get half of those, but many of those really make my day. Shaq humping Danny Ferry = Priceless.

Anonymous Marylander said...
Cannot wait!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Dave M said...
Benway said: 'Also you need a picture of Devean George in yr banner. He has earned that right, I think.'

Hahahaha!! Excellent.

Anonymous Marc d. said...
Shit. I thought I had a great new original idea with the Daily Lebron but it appears as tho Wild Yams came up with the same idea like 25 comments ago.

I wonder if I thought of it independently or if I skimmed over Yam's comment and it somehow entered my brain subconsciously...

Either way, I look like idiot. TGIF...

Anonymous claire said...
I don't have a suggestion (though it doesn't seem that they are lacking) - I just have a question that I thought someone here might know. I am trying to get NBA league pass for broadband (I don't have TV) and was wondering if anybody has that, or knows how the blackouts work. It says that nationally televised games will be blocked out, so does that mean I will get through the whole season and then not be able to see any playoff games, since they're all nationally televised? That would suck. Thank you for your help.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
the unintentionally dirty comments are the best

Blogger Wild Yams said...
I'm a little unsettled at the thought of entering anyone's brain subconsciously. Mmm... brains... this thread has come full circle :)

Blogger Dan B. said...
claire -- Yes, any game that is broadcast nationally on ABC, ESPN, TNT, or NBATV cannot legally be streamed.

Anonymous Zydrunas Chillgauskas said...
How about a weekly podcast, discussing nothing but bawfulness?

Also, as mentioned earlier, end of year LVP. Maybe add in monthly polling and tracking.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
A standard Yahoo fantasy league is in creation as we speak. I couldn't find a suitable format for a lacktion league, although Yahoo does allow us to track fouls, ejections, technicals, and foul outs.

Blogger Chris said...
@claire

I am also planning to get league pass for broadband, at least, presuming that my connection can handle it - pretty sure that it can.

On the topic of playoff games, last year I watched a great deal of the finals on the internet, on a site that is flagrantly illegal. I will do the same this year in the case that League Pass doesn't let you watch the playoffs. Ditto for my locally broadcast games.

Shoot me an email and I can send you the name of the site I used.

Do you think an actual NBA player would agree to give you an interview? The only dude that might agree to gets roasted here is probably Nash...Just check out his latest commercial of the new soccer video game...

Blogger Paul said...
@Claire

Last time I had the NBA season pass it was only for the "Season" meaning you don't get any play off games.
Plus on top of that all of the Laker games would get blacked out because they were broadcasted by the local T.V. stations.

Oh and yeah, you don't get to watch any of the games that are aired on TNT, ESPN or ABC.

So you would pretty much not be able to see all the good games.

On the plus side though, you get to watch all of the Bucks, Nets, Clippers, Timberpoops, Raptors, Sixers and Warriors games.

Really cool huh, that was the biggest turn off for me.
I wanted to be able to watch the Lakers on my laptop while on the road but alas.

Does anybody know if the NBA league pass does still work in the same shitty way?

Blogger claire said...
@chris

Thanks for your response. I hope this gets sent to your email so I can receive said illegal information!

Blogger Rogue said...
Hey , Bawful and the crew, if it needs be feel free to assign me a task. I have plenty of free time this year and I have been reading this website religiously for last two years. It is about time I should help out too.

Blogger Dan B. said...
Does anybody know if the NBA league pass does still work in the same shitty way?

They have to. The laws on blackouts in TV vs. streaming are terrible and really ought to be revised, but as of right now, they have to operate that way. The NHL does the same thing with their streaming video service. (Thankfully I'm a Penguins fan and live well outside of their market, so I don't have to worry about all of their games getting blacked out, just some of them)

Blogger Paul said...
Watching the Thunder-Heat game right now.
Boy, Durant looks freaking HUGE while standing next to Lebron.

Anonymous sixtyeight said...
Being italian first thing that comes to mind is: I'd love to see some more international stuff. Some bawfulness from the rest of the world; man, the nba is not the only silly league out there. Would be great to have a foreign correspondent providing a worst of fiba monthly column or something like that. In the immortal words of private joker: I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. :)

Anonymous Anonymous said...
*Worst soundbite/quote of the week/month

*Worst missed call/worst wrong call of the week/month

*Worst rookie (list bottom of the pack in minutes/performance)

*Rate technical fouls for flamboyance/anger/whether the player had a case for b*tching

*Worst off court distraction/issue

*Lebron travel count

*Star call/non-call count

*Worst free throw brick of the week/month

*Worst missed dunk

*Worst dressed coach or assistant coach

*Worst bench body language

Blogger claire said...
Yeah, thank god I'm a Sonics fan and... wait the world just exploded when I said those words.

Anonymous Dave M said...
How about Six Degrees of Gilbert's Beard.

Anonymous ambrown said...
http://www.nba.com/timberwolves/tickets/ticket_index.html

Can you please post this in your next column? It seems particularly basketbawful to me. A caption along the lines of "What's wrong with this page?" might suffice.

Anonymous Mladen said...
Sorry to go off topic, but have you guys been writing to Ted Leonsis? He says that, because of the overwhelming fan demand, he's considering to...wait for it...bring back the Washington Bullets!!! Then Gilbert could be the first player-mascot in the NBA!

Anonymous Barry said...
I'm all for the reverse Fantasy League thing, though a normal Bawful league isn't something I'm opposed to either!

Anonymous Nick said...
Good that i'm getting the International League Pass were they will stream every single game, even the nationally televised ones! :P

League Pass is for regular season only. Last year you had to buy the playoff LP to watch any games, but i doubt it will be available in the US.

Chris i also sent you an e-mail to check if we used the same site

Blogger Dan B. said...
FYI guys, here is a great article about the NBA Elite 11 debacle, complete with some guy having a copy of the full game (which he says sucks) and even the downloadable version of NBA Jam for the PS3 that came with it (which he says is awesome).

Blogger stephanie g said...
WotN is all I need to keep my bawful soul alive. A man love gallery with all of the site's man on man action would be good. Maybe a Bawful article HOF with all the best articles from the past. Or a HoB (Hall of Bawfulness) with everyone's favorite players. We could vote on them.

Anonymous Ryan said...
More Rosario Dawson

Anonymous Anonymous said...
THIS NEW NBA 2K11 COMMERCIAL IS SICK!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=SmL9T3tbS6M


He's back baby!!!! He's back!!!!

Anonymous RT said...
Looks like the Birdman wanted to pry the "League Award for Worst Tattoo in the above-shoulder category" away from Necklips.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Chris-Andersen-somehow-makes-huge-neck-tattoo-mo;_ylt=AuRl3drb0hbKE.__vIUnyhO8vLYF?urn=nba-275818

Maybe in 2k11/12 he'll just be a rainbow-colored polygon stuffed in an NBA jersey.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I would like to see a timeline of contradiction of statements from players. Things they said then the contradicting action. Boozer agreement with Cavs. "Its not about the money" then player x bolts for a terrible to get more money. "I just want to win" then the player x gets benched (to give the team the best chance to win) and demands a trade. Don't forget Lebron James' multiple contradicting statements.

Blogger starang said...
More Cowbell?

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Please have a section entirely dedicated to incompetence streaks. Like Yao getting blocked 2 times a game, Okafor failing to record an asist, Biedrins missing 10 of last 12 free throws... and the like.

You can name the section Bawfully Consistent or something...

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