Some of you were disappointed by the notable lack of Kevin Garnett in yesterday's Worst Evers: Potty mouths post. That's a fair point. After all, KG's mouth is so foul that most psychics can actually see the air around it die screaming. If Garnett had been around in J.R.R. Tolkien's day, Tolkien might have had Frodo destroy Sauron's ring by dropping it into KG's mouth instead of the fires of Mount Doom.

Anyway, here's a collection of KG's greatest potty mouth hits:










Update! This video of KG cussing up a rookie was submitted by an anonymous reader:

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15 Comments:
Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Now THAT'S what I call journalistic follow-up!

*gets cake, wastes more time at work*

Blogger Sorbo said...
What is he saying on the fourth video down? The one with the reporter wincing and turning the mike away.

Is it "We beat the fuck out of them"?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEJ_POFZ5w

"Who fucks the beast?"

Blogger anne said...
Bawful, I know I hardly post anymore but I have to share this photo with you of Richard Jefferson with a special guest appearance by Luke Walton. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Well other than to ask, does this qualify as a special summer edition of man love?

http://mediatakeout.s3.amazonaws.com/photo/1281965686richard_cruise1.jpg

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
how did big baby's "I fucked up" not make any of these lists :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v05gJHD9P8w&feature=related

Blogger Wormboy said...
I like how Kobe gets into Garnett's space when KG is shooting a free throw. I hate to say it, but win=Kobe.

Blogger zyth said...
NATIONAL PRIIIIIDE
as in, we are finally on teh webberz...even with sth shitty
CLICK ME
yeah,this is bull. what's even funnier, when asked, the ministry claimed that the court is not for the extreme sport of basketball, but for 'shooting into the hoop' while there is a game of volleyball nearby .

Blogger Sorbo said...
Are we going to get any WotN posts during the FIBA World Championships, or is that in bad taste since they are representing our country and are not being paid for it? How about non-U.S. WotN?

Rondo's DNP versus Spain got me thinking about this.

Anonymous alley said...
The first video is *so* photoshopped... totally silent except for the naughty bit, what's up with that

Anonymous Tbone said...
What an all around cool guy. Just a good sport. I mean, I just WANT to see this guy win another ring, how could you not?

No but seriously, you should've stopped rooting for the Celts the moment this douchebag stepped on board. I understand decades-old loyalties, Bawful, but I guarantee even Larry Bird hates this asshole and Red Auerbach is turning over in his grave.

Steve Nash, on the other hand? There's a guy I want to grab a ring -- hell, there's a guy Jesus Christ himself (if he existed) would want to grab a ring, it's Steve Nash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Od4H9uIJ8

Blogger Bing said...
There was a game last season where KG clearly said before a second foul shot, "block that nigga out"

I paused and rewinded that shit a few times to make sure i heard it right.

Dude is loose.

Anonymous Barry said...
I still love KG. Dude be profane like you never seen but hey, when he's on your team...at least you can say he cares about what he does, right?

Right?

Blogger chris said...
and Red Auerbach is turning over in his grave.


Red Auerbach was just as much of a smack-talkin' machine as KG can be, albeit without the profanity. :D

CAPTCHA: "rockeye." i.e. "The 'Rockeye' analogy can apply to the Crabs this year, but certainly not for the folks in South Beach."

Anonymous Baal said...
ahh america, the only country in the world which proclaims free speach, but at the same time, you can't curse... I mean, he is an emotional leader who gives everything he has on a court (and while doing that, he's crossing some lines...), of cource he curses like a sailor...
and honestly: here in Germany, nobody would be surprised nor would it be a topic of concern... and I'm personally more concerned woth athletes, that fuck up and don't curse as a sign of disapointment...

Blogger KHayes666 said...
If only my laptop let me burn DVD's to my hard drive....

I have the post-game interview from Game 3 of the 2002 Eastern Semi-finals where Kenny Anderson says "shit happens"

Would be a perfect bonus for the KG cuss fests

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