I don't know about you, but it felt like a good day to post videos of Michael Jordan repeatedly jamming wieners into his mouth.

"They plump when you cook 'em!" Tell me that's not a double-entendre...




Note: Have you ever read the textbook definition of "wiener"? Here it is: "A smoked sausage of beef or beef and pork, etc., enclosed in a membranous casing and made in cylindrical links a few inches long." Gak. Yet another reason to never eat a hot dog again.

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20 Comments:
Anonymous No Ring King said...
I had a dream last night that I squirted mustard on Michael Jordan.

Blogger Will said...
Bawful, did you forget to provide today's post with a title? Also, are you planning on commenting on Lance Stephenson's legal problems? You can't deny the truth!

Blogger peterme said...
Um. You're not that smart, are you? All sausages are enclosed in a membranous casing. Historically, made of intensinal lining.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
I had a dream last night that I squirted mustard on Michael Jordan.

I had that same dream. Weird.

Also, are you planning on commenting on Lance Stephenson's legal problems? You can't deny the truth!

I seriously thought about it, but it's hard to find the funny in some dude pushing his girlfriend down a flight of stairs.

Um. You're not that smart, are you? All sausages are enclosed in a membranous casing. Historically, made of intensinal lining.

Um. Dur. No. Me not smart. Me know nuffing about world. Me open cans with rock and eat Play Dough for lunch...much protein.

Yeah, I knew how sausages were made, but actually reading about it makes it sound much less palatable.

Blogger Adam said...
Good grief. I remember the first and third commercials as if it was yesterday. There's a weird thing about commercials in that they're such a product of their time; Commercials from even a couple years ago often seem somewhat antiquated or quaint.

WV: tuess
Today is tuessday

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Get an all-beef wiener cased in collagen. Delicious.

Not that crappy "parts is parts" stuff from Ballpark and type.

(Bawful, isn't it blasphemy to blast hot dogs in Chi-town?)

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Holy fucking shit - those look disgusting.
Where I grew up we had restrictions on television advertising from other countries, so I only knew Jordan for playing basketball and window posters in shoe stores for Nike shoes. Let me tell you, if I'd seen him eating this crap on TV it would have 'diminished his legacy' in my eyes, as we say these days.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
(Bawful, isn't it blasphemy to blast hot dogs in Chi-town?)

You can blast 'em, but you still have to team 'em.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Boo to this anti-hotdog agenda! I'll take my Lehigh Valley Pennsylvania style hotdog forever.

Blogger Dan B. said...
Whenever I eat any kind of sausage, but particulaly hot dogs, I have to just force myself to not think about how they're made, and instead just focus on how delicious they are.

Unrelated, but the URL on this one says it all: http://denver.sbnation.com/2010/8/16/1626731/j-r-smith-neck-tattoo

Blogger chris said...
Dan - of course, I only truly support one type of sausage: nicely grilled bratwurst. :D

Anonymous BigBadCarter said...
Dude....blasting Hot Dogs? Why don't you just slap Mom in the face with an Apple Pie, then go crush a Chevrolet while you're at it.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
Dude....blasting Hot Dogs? Why don't you just slap Mom in the face with an Apple Pie, then go crush a Chevrolet while you're at it.

I actually tossed some Sushi in mom's face and then drove off in my Prius.

Anonymous Barry said...
To backtrack to last post, I typed in "Rasheed Wallace quotes" in Google and on the first result there's this:

“Go for it, Darko!”

Blogger Sorbo said...
Jesus, what's with all the wiener talk lately. Two days ago, CBS's Sunday Morning did a bit about Mexican hot dogs, which looked dope by the way: A hot dog, wrapped in bacon, grilled, then topped with salsa and all other types of Mexican food flavors (including some cheese-wiz substance). It looked so f'n good.

Here's a picture: http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2008630SonoranHotDog.jpg

Anonymous Jon said...
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/technology/globe-on-technology/chris-bosh-master-of-his-domain-and-many-others/article1662930/

Theres a new nickname in there somewhere...
has to be better than cb4

Blogger Dan B. said...
Jon -- That's awesome. I loved this part: "Ironically, Mr. Bosh also owns BryanColangelo.com"

Blogger Will said...
Sorbo- that picture makes it look like somebody performed surgery on a calzone (not that it's a bad thing).
Does anybody else think that Mike chorfed down that second "ballpark" in that kid's face and then puked it up just to show what a competitor he was?

Anonymous Jon said...
Scrolling though the full list, I can't believe I had never heard of Major Wingate before.

Anonymous grifter_tm said...
MJ giving a kid a wiener... This was before Chris Hansen, isn't it?

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