I know what you're saying: "Of course
I want hair like Pistol Pete Maravich! But how can a mortal man ever have hair so glorious?"
Well, it's easier than you think. Here's how to do it:1.
Grow your hair nice and floppy.2.
Use Vitalis Dry Control!Warning:
May make you painfully (perhaps even dangerously) 70s.
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