Everybody and his or her little brother has covered Stephon Marbury's rambling Web stream, so I won't bother to provide additional commentary on his continuing decent into babbling madness. What I will provide, however, is a few of my favorite quotes from World Wide Steph. I invite you to submit your own favorite quotable(s) from his recent Internet rant. I'll collect the best submissions and append them to this post in a special fan section."No, I'm not the best player in the NBA. Kobe Bryant is the best player. I don't care about the NBA Those days are over with."
"I'm going to set up a foundation for the world. I'm going to take the money and start building cities all over the world. I'm a comet. My man told me I'm a comet. I said, 'I’m a comet?'"
"My kids are like: Daddy, why are you on the bench? Why ain't daddy in the game?"
"I had to overconversate."
"Where would I want my jersey retired? Boston."
"Chris Paul, he got power and he slither, he slither...he move real silky like a snake."
"I'll be a bum for seven dollars and a blowjob? Hahahahaaha. They tryin to put me in a box! Its impossible!"
"Jeanie Buss, I love her with all my heart. I’d take my heart out and give it to her. That’s how ill she is. I love that lady."
"I love Canada. Ohhhh Can-a-da.... I love that song. I love your anthem. I love hearing it. Its fresh."
"You've gotta thank 'em for a bowel movement. You've gotta thank 'em for a bowel movement."
"Am I jealous of Tracy McGrady and Jason Kidd? Jealous of what?"
"Marbury you suck and won't win a championship? Ok, you still talking about basketball and I'm talking about LIFE."
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Welcome to a new and frightening world.
Make it happen.
as Brooklyn resident, sadly I have to admit he has a point
"You know what the MVP trophy is? Shiny shit!"
"Shoutout to Vegas. Shoutout to Barack Obama." (I loved that those two came right after one another).
"Leavin' New York...I was like a wounded animal."
"Man I sacrificed. Splinters on my ass. Crying. Having conversations in the mirror with myself."
On the phone with his wife (who I guess asked him what he was doing): "I'm workin', babeh."
"I don't talk about basketball. Basketball is just a game. Nothing more, nothing less. Just a game."
"I know one thing for sure, and two things for certain. EVERYBODY wanna be a 50 million dollar bum."
"How important is prayer? Man, you gotta stay prayed up. The enemy is always at your head."
There are so many, and it would take hours to list them all. Check out NBAMusings' transcript of the 24-hour one he did:
http://nbamusings.com/marbury-24hr-transcript/
During this little diatribe, he also mentioned something along the lines of how the NBA is full of monkeys chasing the MVP aka the shiny shit, and how Steph would rather be the Most Valuable Person.
Me too Steph, me too
"Where would I want my jersey retired? Boston."
I’m not an eagle. I just gave you a parable of what an eagle does."
Did get him to holla out to "In Yo Truck" at one point
It's like he a has this consciousness that floats above the world, observes everything from above and then speaks to him.
He then mangles those words with his own street lingo and out comes...philosophy on crack.
Or maybe it's just good old crack.
Partly true. Primarily a popularity contest/it's your turn to win one this year.
...not that he was ever in danger of winning one.
"I know one thing for sure, and two things for certain. EVERYBODY wanna be a 50 million dollar bum."
I certainly do!
I know how...
You're a borderline sociopath with a less than stellar education (on any level) coupled with a stunning lack of awareness (self and others) of useful social norms.
...plus, those Starbury shoes suck ass.
If Marbury is Crazy Bread, and Artest is Crazy Pills, someone will have to come up with a nickname for an NBA player along the lines of "Crazy (insert name of beverage here)", to wash down the crazy pills and cleanse the palate of crazy garlic butter.
it's delicious!
As soon as I saw the word I thought "hey wait a minute, didn't I read that here on basketbawful?" Keep up the good work bawful. Keep makin' up those words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eUtSV519vU&feature=related
i respond to everything. how much realer do i have to be for you to see the truth my king. dont be fooled. they dont want the real to be in the front because then espn yahoo the dailynews the nytimes will look like the people they are. you see i went...
Broadcaster starburytv:
mad for what. they are going to write what they got you believing so you can keep buying there papers and watch ther wack *** shows. they tried to make evryone turn into stewart scott. wack be yourself get your own swag, dont swagger jack my mans swa...
Whoaaaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22CM5_Glx1c
Did I hear that right steph?