14 Comments:
Blogger LETICIA said...
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this was the actual dialogue from the press conference.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
man this is sooo funny you got a talent for comedy, team up with will ferell or ricky gervais or someone like that and go on the silver screen!

Blogger cretin said...
Heh. These are great.

Blogger Wild Yams said...
ENJOY IT NOW YOU CELTICS FAN, CUZ SOON U WILL BOW DOWN CUZ KOBE OWNZ!!!!11!




I asked this question over at HP and got no response. List the following three players based on how they played last night from best to worst: Dwight Howard, Andrew Bynum, Marcin Gortat. And I don't mean rank them based on how well they played relative to how well they can play, but just based on how well they all actually played last night (in other words, don't mark Dwight down just cause you expect more from him). I think you could argue that Gortat and Bynum actually both outplayed Dwight. You might lose that argument, but I think you could at least argue it.

Blogger Cortez said...
SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

Now my training methods are out in the public domain.

I knew I should have had that sneaky bastard sign a non-disclosure agreement.

Luckily for me, you have to be a real MAN to even dream about wiping your arse with a mountain lion.

...and make unsubstantiated claims of greatness on the internets.

Hopefully my training mountains don't get overrun by yahoos hoping to be the "next Kobe".

Blogger Rogue said...
Kobe press conference was lot funnier . Hilarious. I am literally ROBedL.

Blogger Mike said...
kobe talks about winning like ai talks about practice. that sure explains a lot.

Blogger Will said...
I thought both press conferences were equally funny in their own way. Kobe, with his overblown sense of himself and Van Gundy just saying incredibly weird things.

Oh, and Kobe totally would use a fake word like irregardless.

Anonymous Mick Dundee said...
Is "anonymous" being sarcastic or not? I can't tell...

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Both of these just made my day.

Anonymous Ak dave said...
:D

I like the part where be balances "winning" with "more winning"

Blogger Wild Yams said...
That was a big win for winning tonight.

Blogger J. Compton said...
Effing hilarious.

Honestly, as a Laker fan, if Kobe did say something like this it would only make me a bigger fan...

Anonymous Wormboy said...
This photo alone is enough cause to hate Kobe Bryant. Sort of sums him up, doesn't it?

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