Directed (and presumably "written") by Steve Nash, starring Shaq (as Thaddeus Thundercastle) and Alando Tucker (as Billy Ray Badger). It's, well, it's...aw, hell, I have no idea what this is.


That was just the teaser trailer. There's more. Dear god in heaven, there's more. Watch it at your own risk. And if you do, say hello to Saint Peter for me. Or whoever has his job, but in HELL.

Editor's note: After sitting through the entire four-minute horror, Evil Ted said: "I want to give Steve Nash my ass pennies for putting me through that."

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11 Comments:
Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Oh my God.

...oh my..

...

.....

.......OH MY

:barfs:

:wipes mouth:

are you serious?

... I... I...

:barfs again:

actually, Slovenia remix at the end was kinda funn-

:BARF:

Anonymous kazam92 said...
Not a word can describe what I just saw

Anonymous AK Dave said...
Weak Sauce. Intro was cool, but I stopped watching as soon as the dialogue began.

Nash needs to get back to doing videos with B-Diddy.

If this is how PHX spends the offseason, I don't think they're going to make the playoffs next year either. Alando Tucker should be working on his J and Shaq should be jogging or riding a bike to keep his weight down. I'm just sayin.

Blogger J Tallent said...
looks like you got some new characters to add to that banner...

Anonymous kazam92 said...
You dont think shaq lost weight doing all of that cop chasin in that suit?

Anonymous Neds said...
If you are going to add weird news stories please just link to Fark.com - I'm here for the basketbawful.

Blogger Ace said...
am i the only person who thinks that the suns would be a much better team if shaq and nash spent even HALF of the effort used in making this video on the defensive end?

Anonymous Dan B. said...
I'm at a loss for words. I am overcome by pure awesomeness.

That was so horrendously awful, it was great. And for some reason I now feel compelled to watch the video for Beastie Boys - Sabotage...

Anonymous karl said...
YOU'VE ALL HANDLED MY ASS PENNIES

Anonymous Janae said...
This is about on awfulness-par with the Suns' video intro at US Airways Center. Also directed by SNash... it has this whole two-minute plot, supposed to be like a "countdown" at NASA. The thing climaxes with the players shooting out of a basketball court like rockets, propelled by flames coming from their shoes. It is AMAZING. (I have to tell myself it's so bad that it's funny, and therefore good. Otherwise I would gouge my eyes out before every home game. Seriously.)

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Neds - Nice ICEBURN!

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