This was a new one to me: Bighead Clutch, one of the Houston Rockets' inflatable mascots (yes, there are two of them), swallows a cheerleader whole, gets attacked gang-style by some of the other cheerleaders, then vomits up the girl that had been eaten. Very National Geographic.


Apparently, this is pretty standard behavior for Clutch. Even on the road.

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Blogger AnacondaHL said...
Hey Bawful,

Do you play fantasy basketball? How about a fantasy basketball post to lead upto the season? Maybe a Bawful fantasy league? I could see tons of great comedy and trash talk if you got a bunch of the readers here to compete against you (and Evil Ted?)

Blogger BadDave said...
OM NOM NOM NOM!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Best part about the first video was the title. "Apparently, this is pretty standard behavior for Clutch" indeed.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
WORSTIES!

Blogger Alex said...
"OM NOM NOM NOM!!"

Quality.

Anonymous Barry said...
"Bighead Clutch, one of the Houston Rockets' inflatable mascots (yes, there are two of them), swallows a cheerleader whole, gets attacked gang-style by some of the other cheerleaders, then vomits up the girl that had been eaten"

I had some reservations as to whether the description was real as it sounded so surreal; but it turns out a cheerleader does get swallowed by a big mascot bear, the bear does get attacked by the other cheerleaders and that the bear does vomit the girl out.

I still don't believe it.

Anonymous Baguete said...
Practices and special events at Houston also can be fun... you get to see Scola win a dance trophy! Hot hot hot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5saBKD81EzU

(Credit: http://rebote.blogspot.com/)

Anonymous AK Dave said...
...I wonder what she's doing while she's "inside" the mascot?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We can safely surmise that Houston cheerbabes are infinitely hotter than Milwaukee cheerslags, thanks to these videos.

Anonymous Czernobog said...
C'mon, Bawful, who here has never thought about eating a cheerleader?

(I went there, now you don't have to.)

Anonymous ABS said...
What... what demographic are they targeting here?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
That is the greatest thing I've seen a costume mascot do aside from fighting other mascots. Wow.

Anonymous Mintz... said...
this is clearly the most hilarious mascot trick ever...

a thousand thanks for sharing that with everyone.

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