Back in the day, when the "Internet" was a subscription to America Online and "blogging" was complaining to a group of twenty people in the alt.basketball.sucks newsgroup, the Basketbawful crew had a vision. And a VHS camcorder and a ridiculous amount of free time.

And now, for your Oscar consideration: "Basketball's Greatest Rivalries": An insightful and thought-provoking narrative on the pervasive influence of corporate sports marketing, and it's trickle-down effect on the psyche of America's youth. The "Lamont" character represents the children of tomorrow. The "Boris" character is just kind of a dick. Adjust your speakers, the audio isn't the best.



BGR made a few rounds on public access (the YouTube of 1995) and drew enough attention to spawn a slightly more ambitious (and much more criminous) sequel. This time Josh squares off against a returning Boris, who has become notorious for his hatred of talentless ball players and breakfast cereals.



The response to BGR was enough to encourage us to move into motion pictures. That is, until we actually tried it. In true Joel-Schumacher-Batman-And-Robin fashion, it killed the Basketbawful series dead for many years. Here is the movie trailer we shot, starring Josh and a thinner and more asthmatic Mr. P, and a slew of ad-libbing strangers. (Note: never ask strangers to ad-lib anything. Ever.)

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10 Comments:
Anonymous Nick F. (Buck Nasty) said...
That was embarrassing. You guys got any new "productions" coming out?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
All the videos are "no longer available".

Blogger Basketbawful said...
nick -- We have some plans, but it'll be a month or so...

anonymous -- That's odd. I just tested them and they're working.

Anonymous N.F. (B.N.) said...
I have that problem a lot also, just refresh and try again.

OpenID Dandruff102 said...
Great Post! And Basketbawful is right anonymous, the videos are all working. Check your Computer.

Blogger KneeJerkNBA said...
Love the Van Exel jersey.

Anonymous Sean D. said...
Basketbawful Presents: may be the best thing to happen to the internets ever.
Ever.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Love the LJ jersey.

GRANDMAMA

Anonymous Jos vdB said...
don't know if you've covered this video before but take a look at this marbury interview. the knicks should have seen this season's disaster coming when they realised that their floor general was high as hell!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zWxgbyYrT5A

Anonymous Hellshocked said...
Just got around to seeing these. Shame the shoe in question wasn't the Reebok pumps. If ever there was a shoe that was tailor made for that video, the pumps would be it.

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