For years, basketball experts and fans have wondered why Dominique Wilkins and Patrick Ewing never won an NBA championship. Were they too selfish? Did they choke under pressure? Or was it simply a case of better teams (Celtics, Pistons, Bulls, et al.) and better players (Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, et al.) standing in their way?
This commercial suggests that 'Nique and Ewing were simply too concerned with getting the last can of Minute Maid. It also proves, yet again, that Isiah Thomas is a dick.