Some people continue to proclaim that homoeroticism is running rampant in sports. I have historically disagreed with this assessment, despite the fact that we've reported on everything from Gatorade penises, to intra-squad gangbangs, to violent same-sex nut-muggings. But in the unending quest for naked pictures of my high school crush, I continue to compile a growing body of evidence that suggests some athletes may indeed be cock gobbling butt pirates. I submit the following images as exhibits A through whatever.

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I'm pretty sure this is illegal in all 53 states.

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The best part is the impending ass smack.

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They were doing it...for their country.

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"Holy I butt ramming this guy?!"

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"A little to the to the left...a little higher...YES!!"

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[Insert Blue Oyster Bar reference here]

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"Stop struggling and suck that nipple, bitch."

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If you're a professional athlete and pose for a picture like this
you might as well have the word "Gay" tattooed on your forehead.

This one is wrestling instead of basketball, but Jesus square-dancing Christ...

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"Dear, God...WHYYYYYYY?!"
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