, the reigning NBA MP3
, was recently named the Canadian Male Athlete of the Year
.Male Athlete of the Year. Yummy.
Look...I like Steve. I really do. But if J.R.R. Tolkien
came back from the dead to write a sequel to The Lord of the Rings
about a gay elf on a quest to bring laughter and joy to the world, he'd use Nash as a character model. I mean, come on. His fucking action figure
is more manly than he is.More manly than the real thing? Yes.