Kobe hump
We already know how Kobe feels about sex with teammates

1. If NBA games mysteriously lasted a full day (18 hours instead of 48 minutes), and NBA players were magically immune from injury or fatigue (instead of just Allen Iverson), Kobe would average almost exactly 666 shots per game.

2. Every turnover Kobe commits causes the value of the Yen to drop approximately .0001%

3. In a nutshell, The whole story about him being named after a Tokyo beefsteak is urban legend. It's much much more insidious than that. Kobe's name spelled backwords is Tnayrb Ebok, an anagram sounding a bit like "To Nay Reebok". Adidas (a branch of Reebok) is the company Kobe intentionally dragged through the mud with the whole "Colorado ain't just for skiing anymore" deal...which was, of course, a big misunderstanding. Then the genetic engineers at Nike welcomed their cleverly-named monstrosity with loving arms.

4. Contrary to popular belief, every time Kobe looks smug or cocky on camera, God does not kill a kitten. That's just crazy.
3 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
damn.. You oughta be ashamed to be basketball fans...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It seems to me that one misconception about Kobe is that his fans actually KNOW something about basketball. I also heard that all of his fans AREN'T 15 year old white kids who can't play basketball. Also, that he is not a rapist (if she says yes to the front door, and no to the back, it is STILL rape). However, we know these to be false because of the bizarro-Michael Jackson attraction these young fans have for Kobe. Anybody who doesn't think he is the best ever, MVP, or dead sexy, is "in denial", or "hating". To me, anything they say is too passionate to take seriously. They are full of lust, taken by what they see as a very sexy man flying gracefully toward the hole...no pun intended.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
LOL, Kobe is better than you AND your favorite player!

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